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Post by lucian on Apr 12, 2009 9:30:19 GMT -5
passport to paris
Barbara Porter: Look, I know your grandpa's not great with you girls...
Melanie 'Mel' Porter: Mom, that's like saying the Titanic's not great with icebergs.
Friend of Aly and Melanie: She was totally edging on my squeeze,
so I threw a bounce, bounce at her in the numbers lab.
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Post by justagirl on Apr 12, 2009 11:09:01 GMT -5
[/i][/b][/font][/size][/color] I was kind of dragged there by my friends, but it was actually pretty cute.
lilly: (looks around outside by the barn) miley? miley? (see's miley on top of chicken coop) miley!
miley: ahhh!...(falls off the chicken coop's roof and onto a few bales of hay) don't you know not to wake up a person sleeping on top of a chicken coop?
lilly: i do now.
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miley:(wakes up) operation save hannah montana is in effect. (walks downstairs dressed in a plaid shirt under overalls) well, good morning! ya'll been up long? i've been up for hours. i'm goin' out to the chicken coop, collectin' some eggs. 'cause you know what i always say? aien't nothin' better than farm fresh eggs for breakfast! (turn and skips out the door)
bobby ray: ... who was that?...[/ul][/size] |
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Post by lucian on Apr 12, 2009 14:33:12 GMT -5
harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban
Professor Snape:
[taps the blank Marauder's Map with his wand]
Reveal your secrets.
[writing appears on the map]
Professor Snape: Read it.
Harry: "Messrs. Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, offer
their compliments to Professor Snape and... ”
Professor Snape: Go on.
Harry: "... and request that he keep his abnormally large nose
out of other people's business."
Cornelius Fudge: Now write your name only.
Dumbledore: It's quite a long name.
Professor Trelawney: Here in this room, you will discover if you possess the Sight!
[stands up, and promptly bumps into her table]
Professor Lupin: What frightens you most in the world?
Neville Longbottom: [mumbling] Pfsr Snpe.
Professor Lupin: I'm sorry?
Neville Longbottom: Professor Snape.
[laughter]
Professor Lupin: Professor Sna- yes, he frightens all.
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Post by noelle ackerman on May 10, 2009 14:15:38 GMT -5
the legend of bagger vance
This was good, not exactly what I expected but I still liked it. Plus, Matt Damon is amazing <33 LoL |
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Post by lucian on May 10, 2009 14:59:41 GMT -5
40 days and 40 nights
Walter Sullivan: They're grown men they're old enough to know that their mother's machine is still running.
[on why Matt has to tell Erica about his vow]
Ryan: Dude, you've got to tell her. Seriously.
You can pass off two dates without a kiss as being old fashioned - you go three and you're a homo.
the house bunny
Carrie Mae: I didn't stay in college for nine years just to go back to my trailer in Idaho!
Carrie Mae: Do you guys know where the crapper is? I have to drop some timber.
Mrs. Hagstrom: [about the college] This is not a brothel.
Shelley: Oh, I'm not looking to make soup.
i, robot
Detective Del Spooner: What if I'm right?
Lt. John Bergin: [sighs] Well, then I guess we're gonna miss the good old days.
Detective Del Spooner: What good old days?
Lt. John Bergin: When people were killed by *other people*.
[when he is about to be deactivated, or taken "off-line"]
Sonny: I think it would be better not to die, don't you?
Detective Del Spooner: [sneezes] ... Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
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Post by noelle ackerman on May 17, 2009 14:31:56 GMT -5
I'm going to put in the last two that I watched ^-^
beetlejuice
Charles: Delia Deetz, welcome home.
Delia: [being kissed] Charles...
Charles: It's okay, there's no damage. See? It's okay. A good sturdy comfy craftsmanship. And look at that kitchen. You're finally gonna be able to cook a decent meal.
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Juno: What's wrong?
Barbara: We're very unhappy.
Juno: What did you expect? You're dead.
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[On the new house]
Lydia: Delia hates it.
[sees a HUGE spider on a web]
Lydia: I could live here.
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Adam: What are your qualifications?
Betelgeuse: Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?
corpse bride
The Corpse Bride: Get out!
Barkis Bittern: Oh I'm leaving.
[evil laugh]
Barkis Bittern: [picking up the wine goblet] But first! A toast, to Emily. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride! Tell me my dear, can a heart still break once it's stopped beating? Hm?
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The Corpse Bride: [about Victor's dead dog, Scraps] What a cutie.
Victor Van Dort: You should have seen him with fur.
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[Victor has snuck away from the Corpse Bride to find Victoria and listens to the arguing Everglots]
Finnis Everglot: If ever I see that Van Dort boy, I'll strangle him with my bare hands!
Maudeline Everglot: Your hands are too fat, and his neck is too thin. You'll have to use a rope.
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Barkis Bittern: Would you care to repeat tonight's headline for us?
Town Crier: [shouting so loud that the teacups rattle] Hear ye, hear ye! Victor Van Dort seen this night on the bridge in the arms of a mystery woman! The dark-haired temptress and Master Van Dort slipped away into the night!
[lowers voice]
Town Crier: And now the weather. Scattered showers...
Barkis Bittern: Enough! That will be all.
Both are such great movies, I love Tim Burton <33 |
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Post by lucian on May 19, 2009 7:01:41 GMT -5
the mummy: tomb of the dragon emperor
Jonathan Carnahan: Ah! My ass is on fire! My ass is on fire!
Spank my ass. Spank my ass!
Evelyn O'Connell: What is that god awful smell?
Jonathan Carnahan: [covered in puke] The Yak yakked.
Zijuan: [about Han] When the emperor built the great wall,
he buried his enemies underneath it. I will call them to battle once more.
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Post by noelle ackerman on May 19, 2009 17:32:58 GMT -5
star trek
oh wait...that was yesterday...today I watched: princess diaries 2: royal engagement
well, either way, Chris Pine is in it and he is HOT. I love his eyes <33 |
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Post by aaron seymour on Jun 13, 2009 15:10:23 GMT -5
THE MERRY GENTLEMAN
very very good for Michael Keaton's directorial debut. critics say nay, i say yay! the ending was inconclusive but it was still very good.
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Post by eillac on Jun 14, 2009 7:25:49 GMT -5
Hancock
Too lazy to look up quotes, but it was good movie (funny)!! |
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Post by jared on Jun 14, 2009 10:37:53 GMT -5
Trainspotting
Oh. My. God. |
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Post by dreamer on Jun 14, 2009 23:32:28 GMT -5
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
"You might have mentioned that a bit sooner!"
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Post by aaron seymour on Jun 15, 2009 12:38:11 GMT -5
DEAR FRANKIE
Gerard Butler! whoot whoot! <33 i never realized before how short a time he's actually in the movie. but what a great short time it is xD
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Post by tyler on Jun 17, 2009 18:33:01 GMT -5
sweet home alabama
I don't feel like finding quotes. But I looooove this movie, its so good <33 Reese Witherspoon is a great actress |
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Post by aaron seymour on Jun 18, 2009 12:34:36 GMT -5
LAST CHANCE HARVEY
awe that was a cute movie. Dustin Hoffman's smile is so cute xD lol!
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