Last Movie You Watched

[carter]

Jumper

gooooood mooooviiieeee. even though it was rather short >.< really awesome visual effects.

David: You live in a cave.
Griffin: It's called a lair.
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Griffin: Actually, I knew this Jumper once--crazy bastard --tried to hop a whole building. Won't be trying that again.
David: Why's that?
Griffin: That's 'cause he's dead. Killed him. Still managed to shake it a little though.
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David: -after jumping into bottom of the Coliseum, bowing to ruins- Thank you very much! Next showing will be at six o'clock. Don't forget to tip your usher.
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David: Where'd the Paladin go?
Griffin: Swimming.
David: Pacific?
Griffin: No, Actually, Atlantic. Nice little shark pit round Cuba.
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David: Let me tell you about my day so far. Coffee in Paris, surfed the Maldives, took a little nap on Kilimanjaro. Oh, yeah, I got digits from this Polish chick in Rio. And then I jumped back for the final quarter of the N.B.A. finals--courtside of course. And all that was before lunch. I could go on, but all I'm saying is, I'm standing on top of the world.
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David: -sees Griffin peeing- Whoa!
Griffin: Eh, little privacy over here, yeah?
David: yeah, ok
Griffin: Big coliseum, guy peeing... it's not a fashion show, can you give me some space?
David: Sure, place is all yours.

[noelle ackerman]

the skeleton key


I don't feel like finding quotes. This movie was all right. The acting was good and I love Kate Hudson, but the storyline was...eh, okay but not the best. I knew from the beginning the lawyer was a part of it, he was too nice >.< Whenever I like someone they always turn out to be evil

[lori]

Silkwood

good good good good good mooooovieee. won't go into Meryl's portrayal cause you all know im gonna say it was amazing, cause it was, but ill save it for the simplystreep forum. and i've seen a part of meryl i've never seen before >.< she flashes the guys at the nuclear plant lmfao! and let me tell you Craig T. Nelson was scary in this... i think he only ever smiled once and it wasn't even a real one, it was like an awkward half smile. i think he did it. but my mom says it was the mob. (maybe he was part of the mob) idk... no one really knows except the people who did it and Karen herself.

Tagline: On November 13, 1974, Karen Silkwood, an employee of a nuclear facility, left to meet with a reporter from the New York Times. She never got there.
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Karen: Oh listen to this, genetic damage.
Dolly: Meaning what?
Karen: Meaning, It goes down on into your kids, says here gross physical and mental defects.
Dolly: Already got them.
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(about having sex the night before. hehe)
Drew: You make a lot of noise their Dolly.
Dolly: Well you two aren't exactly a silent movie yourself.
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*SPOILER* -- I recommend stopping now, unless you know the story of Karen Silkwood...dont care about spoilers...or have no intention of seeing the movie in which Meryl Streep portrays her. Your loss >.<


Text Stuff at the end of the film: The precise circumstances of Karen's death are unknown. It is also not known whether she had documents with her. None were found

edit;; about the documents. i looked it up and it says that her friends all said that she definitely had them with her. 0.o

edit edit;; it also says that the plant was shut down a year later. and 25 years later they were still decontaminating it. that's scary.

[sarah randall]

Norma Rae

ahh the movie that made Sally Field famous. i can see why. it was great. and she was great, really stepping into the shoes of a mill worker, i mean that literally. her and Beau actually worked in a mill to prepare for their roles. and Beau Bridges was so young. omg! casting Sally as Norma is a story in itself since no one wanted her, but the director was out of options since all his A-listers refused the part and he saw Sally in Sybil and she was his next chance then said he wouldn't do the film without her.

Norma: -boss's office after being summoned- Whatever it is. I didn't do it.
Boss: Norma Rae, you have the biggest mouth in this mill. Give us a longer break, give us more smoking time, give us a Kotex pad machine.
Norma: Do it and I'll shut up.
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Norma: I'll drive!
Sonny: What do you mean you'll drive? I'll drive, you're drunk.
Norma: So're you!
Reuben: I'll drive.
Norma: I went out with one man and now I'm comin' back with two. That sure will surprise the hell out of my daddy.
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-Reuben falls in a cow pie-
Norma: It's only grass 'n' water Reuben.

[lucian]

Lately, without internet, I've had no life xD
The three last ones I watched today...

far and away

Shannon Christie: [about Grace]She's got an awfully large chest to be goin' to church.
Joseph Donnelly: Shannon, all chests are equal in the eyes of the Lord.

Joseph Donnelly: I tried to prove myself to you, but I know nothing of books, or alphabets, or sun, or moon, or... All I know is Joseph loves Shannon

[to his drunken brothers, Colin and Paddy, after they insulted him]
Joseph Donnelly: Shag off, the pair of you. There's a goat over there. Go improve your love life.

smokin' aces

[an elevator opens to reveal Georgia, in a hooker get-up, to the Tremor brothers]
Georgia Sykes: I'm going down.
Darwin Tremor: Yeah, I bet you are.
Georgia Sykes: [doors closing] [kisses middle finger]
Georgia Sykes: Faggot-ass redneck...

sex and the city; the movie

Samantha Jones: [hands Carrie her iPhone, which Carrie returns somewhat disgusted]
Carrie Bradshaw: I don't know how to work this!

Samantha Jones: [meeting a naked Dante]
I'm sorry. I'm your neighbor and my dog ran up on your dick... deck!

Carrie Bradshaw: Sweetie, you shit your pants this year. I think you're done.

honey

[in a juvenile detention centre]
Honey: You know your lil homies that have always got your back?
Benny: Yea
Honey: Have any of them come to visit you?
[Benny looks around very disappointed]
Honey: Yea, you just think about that!

Chaz: ...I found something that I truly love, that truly makes me happy.
That's a million times better than something that makes you rich.

a cinderella story

Shelby: What can I get here that has no sugar, no carbs, and is fat free?
Sam: Water.

Sam: I'm late.
Austin: For what?
Sam: Reality.

[sarah randall]

Twilight

lmao, i did in fact watch this last night... or this morning... around 1:30 lmfao! couldn't help myself ^.^ bwahaha madd quotage ^.^

Bella: Are you going to tell me how you stopped the van?
Edward: Yeah. Um... I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can Google it.
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Edward: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Bella: What a stupid lamb.
Edward: What a sick, masochistic lion
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Edward: You are my life now.
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Bella: Look, You gotta give me some answers.
Edward: Yes. No. To get to the other side. Uh, 1.77245...
Bella: I don't need to know what the square root of pi is.
Edward: You knew that?
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Edward: I should go back there and rip those guys' heads off.
Bella: Um... No, you shouldn't.
Edward: You don't know the vile, repulsive things they were thinking.
Bella: And you do?
Edward: It's not hard to guess. Can you talk about something else? Distract me so i won't turn around.
Bella: You should put your seat belt on.
Edward: Haha... you should put your seat belt on!
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Bella: Everyone's staring.
Edward: No, not that guy. Oh wait, he just looked.
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Edward: I can read every mind in this room apart from yours. There's... Money. Sex. Money. Sex. Cat... And then you, nothing. That's very frustrating.
Bella: Is there something wrong with me?
Edward: See... I tell you I can read minds and you think there's something wrong with you
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Edward: I wanted to kill you at first. I've never wanted a human's blood so much, before.
Bella: I trust you.
Edward: Don't
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Edward: You dont know what your saying. You don't want this.
Bella: I want YOU. Always.
Edward: I'm not gonna end your life for you.
Bella: I'm dying, already. Every second I get closer, older.
Edward: That's the way it's suppose to be.
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Bella: About three things I was absolutely positive: First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn't know how dominant that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
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Bella: Mom, can I talk to you later?
Renee: Come on, we gotta talk boys! Are you being safe?
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Bella: I'd never given much though to how I would die. But dying in place of someone I love, seems like a good way to go. I can't bring myself to regret the decisions that brought me face to face with death. They also brought me to Edward.

[sarah randall]

Knowing

Gooooood movie. Even my mom liked it and she is a hard person to please. Little... different than I thought, kind of weird really, but in the end its like "...whoa..." very cool. the "strangers" were a little creepy too. o.0

[noelle ackerman]

bolt

Bolt: [Looks around corner into an office at the animal shelter] There's a guard.
Rhino: [Starts walking into room] I'll snap his neck.
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Rhino: [with upset stomach] That meat lover's pizza is NOT loving me back!
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Bolt: What is this red liquid coming from my paw?
Mittens: It's called blood, hero!
Bolt: Do I need it?
Mittens: Yes, so if you want to keep it inside your body, where it belongs, you should stop jumping off trucks doing eighty on the interstate!
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Bolt: Am I missing anything, Rhino?
Rhino: Just the knowledge that every minute spent in your company becomes the new greatest minute of my life!
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Vinnie: You know, I gotta say something, if I could say something here. You look familiar. Joey, look at this guy's mug.
Joey: Yeah, you know, I could've sworn I've seen this guy before
Bobby: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Vinnie: I gotta tell ya, I never forget a face.
Joey: He never does.
Bobby: Oh yeah, yeah.
Joey: Never.
Bobby: Yeah, yeah. He's really good with the faces and such.
Bolt: Listen, listen! The man with the green eye. Tell me what you know, birds!
Vinnie: [pause] I know this dog.
Bobby: Yeah, yeah, me too!
Vinnie: I gotta remember, it's gonna kill me. Hold on.

Vinnie: [pause] No, I don't know. I, I, I thought I knew.
Bobby: Hey, you ever hang out down on 14th Street with a stray named Kelvin?
Joey: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Kelvin, the Labrador.
Bolt: What?
Vinnie: You gotta gimme something here, cause this is redonkulous.
Bobby: Absolutely redonkulous!
Vinnie: Capisch redonkulous! Ya know what that means?
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Bolt: Hmm... padlock.
[stares intensely at the lock while Mittens tries to get away]
Mittens: Listen Cujo, I got some pretty wicked claws under these mitts, do not, I beg of you do not make me bring out these bad boys! It gets ugly!
[Bolt continues to stare at the padlock]
Mittens: What are you doing?
Bolt: Stay back! If I stare at the lock really hard, it'll burst into flames and melt.
[Mittens stares at him for a second]
Mittens: Now I'm concerned on a number of levels.
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Mittens: Go on, use the dog face. This is gonna be beautiful.
Bolt: [looks confused]
Mittens: You know, beg.
Bolt: [further confused]
Mittens: Do the dog face!
Bolt: What? The dog face? What does that mean?
Mittens: [sighs] Figures, I'm tied to the one dog on Earth who doesn't know how to beg.



This movie was so cute and funny, I loved it xD[/blockquote]

[lucian]

a clockwork orange

P.R. Deltoid: I've just come from the hospital; your victim has died.
Alex: You try to frighten me. Admit so, sir. This is some new form of torture. Say it, Brother Sir.
P.R. Deltoid: It'll be your own torture. I hope to God it'll torture you to madness.

Alex: Eggiwegs! I would like... to smash them!

a guy thing

Aunt Budge: I would kill for some diarrhea! I haven't had a bowel movement in 17 days!

[after finding out they didn't do it]
Paul: Then how did I get crabs?
Becky: You've got crabs?
Paul: Yeah. You gave me crabs.
Becky: I DO NOT HAVE CRABS!
Paul: You don't?
Becky: No. But if I do I'm going to hunt you down and kill your crabby ass.

[lori]

SHE-DEVIL

bahahaah!! soo funny. meryl streep's voice was kind of annoying, but that's what made it so hysterical.

[lucian]

eurotrip

Scott: Why are you wearing my bathrobe?
Bert: Oh, I'm sorry, but somebody *pissed* all over mine last night!

Scott: What happened to you last night?
Jamie: I got robbed! It was awesome.

Mad Maynard: If you're Manchester United supporters,
sing the Manchester United song.
Scott: Excuse me? I'm sorry. I'm not much of a singer...
Mad Maynard: [slams a beer bottle on the floor] Sing!
Scott: [sings]
My baby takes the mornin' train.
He works from nine to five and then
he takes another home again to find me...
watching the Manchester United Football Team! Ah?
The best freakin' team in all the land! Woo hoo!

Naked Spanish Guy: Muchachas?
Naked African Guy: Ladies?
Naked Tiny Asian Guy: Bitches?
Naked Spanish Guy: CHICA! CHICA! CHICA!

[lori]

...FIRST DO NO HARM

-bawls like a friggin baby- i love to hate movies that make me cry for half an hour after i finish them >.<

[noelle ackerman]

the lion king

Timon: What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?
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Young Simba: Hey Uncle Scar, when I'm King, what'll that make you?
Scar: A monkey's uncle.
Young Simba: [laughs] You're so weird.
Scar: You have no idea.
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Zazu: [singing] Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. / Nobody knows my sorrow.
Scar: Oh, Zazu, do lighten up. Sing something with a little bounce in it.
Zazu: [singing] It's a small world after all...
Scar: NO! No, *anything* but that!
Zazu: [singing] I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. / Here they are just standing in a row.
Zazu, Scar: [Scar joins in] Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...
Zazu: [whispering] Oh, I would have never had to do this with Mufasa.
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[singing]
Timon: And if he falls in love tonight / It can be assumed...
Pumbaa: His carefree days with us are history.
Timon, Pumba: In short, our pal is doomed!
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Young Simba: Dad?
Mufasa: Hmm?
Young Simba: We're pals, right?
Mufasa: Right.
Young Simba: And we'll always be together, right?
Mufasa: Simba, let me tell you something my father told me. Look at the stars. The great kings of the past are up there, watching over us.
Young Simba: Really?
Mufasa: Yes. So whenever you feel alone, just remember that those kings will always be there to guide you. And so will I.
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Zazu: Checking in with the morning report.
Mufasa: Fire away.
Zazu: Well the buzz from the bees is that the leopards are in a bit of a spot. And the baboons are going ape over this. Of course, the giraffes are acting like they're above it all... The tick birds are pecking on the elephants. I told the elephants to forget it, but they can't. The cheetahs are hard up, but I always say, cheetahs never prosper...



It's been years since I watched this. The last time I watched was before my little brother waas obsessed and watched it four times a day and that was...*counts*...about four years ago!! It made me cry this time around...it is so sad when Mufasa dies [/blockquote]

[sarah randall]

SUNSHINE CLEANING

goooooood movie. little awkward with my mom sitting next to me during the sex scene i was like "Lord kill me now -sinks lower in seat-" lmfao! but it was an amusing scene. hehehe Alan Arkin cracked me up xD

[Viktor Criss Smirnov]

Brokeback Mountain
Wow.. good but sad. ): Not a huge fan of Ledger.. but he was good in this poor guy.
I could have done without the curseing, not big on that. Wouldn't have likely watched or read it otherwise but a college assignment required such. Glad for the assignment.

"Jack Twist: Brokeback got us good, don't it? "