Last Movie You Watched

[noelle ackerman]

lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ring

Frodo: What do you want?
Aragorn: A little more caution from you, that is no trinket you carry.
Frodo: I carry nothing.
Aragorn: Indeed. I can avoid being seen if I wish, but to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift.
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Sam: I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. "Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee." And I don't mean to. I don't mean to.
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Aragorn: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my sword...
Legolas: ...and you have my bow...
Gimli: ...and my axe.
Boromir: You carry the fate of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the Council, then Gondor will see it done.
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[holding the Ring out to Frodo after dropping it in the fire]
Gandalf: Hold out your hand, Frodo. It's quite cool.
[Drops the Ring into Frodo's palm]
Gandalf: What do you see? Can you see anything?
Frodo: Nothing. There's nothing.
[Gandalf sighs in relief]
Frodo: Wait... there are markings. It's some form of Elvish, I can't read it.
Gandalf: There are few who can. The language is the that of Mordor, which I will not utter here.
Frodo: Mordor?
Gandalf: In the common tongue it reads "One Ring to Rule Them All. One Ring to Find Them. One Ring to Bring Them All and In The Darkness Bind Them."
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Witch-King: Give up the Halfling, She-Elf!
Arwen: [draws her sword] If you want him, come and claim him!
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Aragorn: Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall.
Pippin: What about breakfast?
Aragorn: You've already had it.
Pippin: We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?
[Aragorn turns and walks off in disgust]
Merry: I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
Pippin: What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?
Merry: I wouldn't count on it.
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Gandalf: Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee. Have you been eavesdropping?
Sam: I ain't been droppin' no eaves sir, honest. I was just cutting the grass under the window there, if you'll follow me.
Gandalf: A little late for trimming the verge, don't you think?
Sam: I heard raised voices.
Gandalf: What did you hear? Speak.
Sam: N-nothing important. That is, I heard a good deal about a ring, and a Dark Lord, and something about the end of the world, but... Please, Mr. Gandalf, sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anything... unnatural.



Amazing movie, 'nuff said.[/blockquote]

[carter]

Practical Magic

Gary: Did you or your sister kill James Angelov?
Sally: Yeah, a couple of times.
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Sally: Since when is being a slut a crime in this family?
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Sally: And I don't want them dancing naked under the full moon!
Aunt Jet: No, of course. The nudity is entirely optional. As you well remember!
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Children: Witch! Witch! You're a bitch! Witch! Witch! You're a bitch!
Sally: You'd think after three hundred years they'd come up with a better rhyme!
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Aunt Jet: You see that couple here? Well, he's having an affair with the babysitter and she can eat a pound cake in under a minute.

[sarah randall]

Smokey and the Bandit

these movies are THE BESSSST. -anxioualy awaits Part II to begin-

Buford T. Justice: Hey boy, where is Sheriff Branford at?
Sheriff Branford: I AM Sheriff Branford.
Buford T. Justice: Oh, pardon me. For some reason you sounded a little taller on radio
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Buford T. Justice: Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a god-damn hurry. You want somethin?
Junior: Yeah, some hushpuppies!
Buford T. Justice: We ain't got time for that shit!
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Bandit: Well, go girl, go!
Carrie: I'm goin' I'm goin! I got the metal to the petal and the thing to the floor!
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-waiting in a funeral possession-
Junior: Damn, he had a lot of friends, didn't he?
Buford T. Justice: If they'd a cremated the sum-bitch. I could be kickin' that Mr. Bandit's ass around the moon by now.
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Carrie: Don't you ever take off that stupid hat?
Bandit: I take my hat off for one thing, one thing only.
Carrie: Oh...
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Bandit: Oh I'm down at the bottom of the hill, about 5 foo8 in a cowboy hat. I got a little pigmy next to me dressed just like me... Wait a minute. I can't lie to you Sheriff, you're too good a man. Look over your left shoulder.
Buford T. Justice: Ooph.
Bandit: Now we're gonna head up to Boston to get ourselves some clam chowder. Good day Sheriff.
Carrie: NO HARD FEELINGS JUNIOR!

[lucian]

high school musical 3: senior sear

Ms. Darbus: And now a senior who I believe has a decision to make, Mr. Troy Bolton. Troy.
Troy Bolton: [Troy steps forward] I've chosen Basketball. [the crowd cheers]
Troy Bolton: But I've also chosen theatre. [the crowd cheers more]
Troy Bolton: The University of California Berkeley offers me both. That's where I'm going to be attending next fall... But most of all, I choose the person who inspires my heart. Which is why picked a school which is exactly thirty two [Troy turns and faces Gabriella]
Troy Bolton: point seven miles from you.
[Gabriella takes his his and moves forward and stands next to Troy]
Troy Bolton: Miss Gabriella Montez, Stanford University. Pre-law.

[noelle ackerman]

lord of the rings: the return of the king

*WARNING: for those who have not seen/read it, there are spoilers in here*



Aragorn: We have time. Every day Frodo moves closer to Mordor.
Gandalf: Do we know that?
Aragorn: What does your heart tell you?
Gandalf: That Frodo is alive. Yes. Yes, he's alive.
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Aragorn: For Frodo!
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Sam: [Both are overcome by exhaustion] Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo? It'll be spring soon. And the orchards will be in blossom. And the birds will be nesting in the hazel thicket. And they'll be sowing the summer barley in the lower fields... and eating the first of the strawberries with cream. Do you remember the taste of strawberries?
Frodo: No, Sam. I can't recall the taste of food... nor the sound of water... nor the touch of grass. I'm... naked in the dark, with nothing, no veil... between me... and the wheel of fire! I can see him... with my waking eyes!
Sam: Then let us be rid of it... once and for all! Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you!
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Sam: FRODO!
Frodo: I'm here Sam.
Sam: Destroy it!
[Frodo holds the ring on its chain over the edge of the pit]
Sam: Go on! Now! Throw it in the fire!
[Frodo stares at the ring, the ring whispers to him]
Sam: What are you waiting for? Just let it go!
[Frodo turns and looks at Sam]
Frodo: The ring is mine.
[He snaps the chain and approaches the ring to his finger]
Sam: No... no...
[Frodo slips the ring on and vanishes]
Sam: NO!
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[in a drinking game]
Gimli: It's the Dwarves that go swimming with little, hairy woman.
[he burps]
Legolas: I feel something. A slight tingle in my fingers. I think it's affecting me.
Gimli: What did I say? He can't hold his liquor.
[Gimli passes out]
Legolas: [to Eomer who is watching] Game over.
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Sam: [tearing the spider silk away from Frodo's face] Oh no! Frodo... Mr. Frodo, wake up... Don't leave me here alone. Don't go where I can't follow... Wake up.



Again, amazing movie. It's hard to decide which LOTR movie is the best because Peter Jackson and everyone else did such an amazing job.[/blockquote]

[sarah randall]

The Hoax

uhh... well... wasn't the best movie. it lost my attention easily then i got lost with what was happening. it seems that Richard Gere's character is a little wacko or something. like Johnny Depp in Secret Window... only not as insane idk. it was weird. =/ but interesting in the fact that this entire Howard Hughes Hoax brought on Nixon's "Hughes paranoia" and let directly to Watergate.

[jess1z1]

Grease

Danny: Oh, bite the weenie, Riz.
Rizzo: With relish.

Kenickie: Hey Rizzo, I hear you're knocked up.
Rizzo: You do huh? Boy, good new really travels fast.
[shoots Marty a look of contempt]
Kenickie: Hey listen, why didn'tcha tell me?
Rizzo: What's it to ya?
Kenickie: Anything I can do?
Rizzo: You did enough!
Kenickie: I don't run away from my mistakes
Rizzo: Don't worry about it Kenickie, it was somebody else's mistake.
Kenickie: Thanks a lot kid.
Rizzo: Any time.

Rizzo: [breaks out a bottle of wine] How about a little Sneaky Pete to get the party going?
[the girls all cheer]
Jan: Anyone want a Twinkie?
Marty: Twinkies and wine? Oh, that's real class, Jan.
Jan: It says right here it's a dessert wine.

Danny: Well you know, these girls are only good for one thing.
Sonny: Yeah, what are you suppose to do with them the rest of the 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day?

[callie]

Without A Paddle

Jerry Conlaine: But you could've left! Why'd you stay up here all these years?
Del Knox: Seemed like a good idea at the time. Know what I mean, kid?
Jerry Conlaine: Yeah, I do.
Del Knox: Have you ever spent 30 years in a cabin?
Jerry Conlaine: ...No.
Del Knox: Well, then you don't know what I mean!
Jerry Conlaine: I mean, metaphorically, I know what you mean.
Del Knox: Metaphorically, have you ever spent 30 years in a cabin?
Jerry Conlaine: Uh - no.
Del Knox: Well then think before you talk!

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Dan Mott: I wouldn't be so jealous of me if I were you. Every day I develop some new and exciting phobia.
Jerry Conlaine: You're exaggerating again.
Dan Mott: I'm afraid of the dark, Jerry.
Jerry Conlaine: So? There's a lot of people that are afraid of the dark.
Dan Mott: I'm afraid of small spaces.
Jerry Conlaine: Again, not that abnormal.
Dan Mott: Cellophane.
Tom Marshall: Like Saran Wrap?
Jerry Conlaine: Yeah, you're alone on that one.
Dan Mott: I won't even keep it in the house anymore, because I'm afraid that somehow it'll get draped over my head and stick to my mouth and nose and I'll suffocate. How pathetic is that?
Tom Marshall: Very.

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Denise: I won't do it! I won't play the role of nagging girlfriend anymore.
Jerry Conlaine: Would nagging wife make you happier?
Denise: ...Please tell me that was not you proposing to me.

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Tom Marshall: So you're saying you lost the map? You don't have it?
Jerry Conlaine: No, I'm saying I forgot to hold on to it while my ass was free-falling over a 100 foot waterfall
Tom Marshall: So you don't have it?

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Jerry Conlaine: So this is Spirit River, we take that to Widowmaker Bend and then we hike to Devil's Staircase and that should lead us right to the top of Hellfire...
Dan Mott: What's with all these satanic names? Isn't there, like, a Fluffy Bunny Way?
Tom Marshall: No... but there's a Shut-Up-You-Big-Baby Ridge.

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Dan Mott: What are you doing?
Jerry Conlaine: Taking off my shoes
Dan Mott: Why?
Jerry Conlaine: Because I run faster with no shoes
Dan Mott: You can't out-run that bear!
Jerry Conlaine: I dont have to out-run the bear, I just have to out-run you!

Love this movie! xD

[sarah randall]

Death Becomes Her

watched this two days ago but OMGGG was it funny!! funny in a ridiculous sort of way. ahaha. so funny when meryl streep leaves her...whatever the male equivalent of a mistress is's house and is crying and looks at herself in the rearview mirror and her make-up is all smeared and she shrieks and slams on the breaks to fix her make-up. ahahaha!! so great. and when Goldie Hawn is fat and in therapy. lmfao!! and when they fall apart in the end... lmao okay it was all really funny. i won't give quotes because there are so so many on IMDB that it will overload. aha!

[Viktor Criss Smirnov]

Gremlins
"Bright Light Bright Light!" -Gizmo
* I feel like that half the time.. >.<

Man he was adorable. I remember wanting one when I was little. It came like two years before I was born. O.o I only saw parts of it or remember bits.. lol First time I saw it. But it was on last nite, ^^ Cute movie.

[sarah randall]

First Wives Club

ahahaha!! GREEEAAATTT movie!! and it references meryl streep, thats a major bonus 0.o

Elise: No, Sean Connery is Monique's boyfriend! He may be three hundred years old, but he's still a stud!
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Uncle Carmine: Brenda, I speak on behalf of your father, my beloved brother, that Morty is garbage, and it would be an honor to me to take him out
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Ivana Trump: Ladies, you have to be strong and independent, and remember, don't get mad, get everything
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Elise: You've always been jealous of me, even in college! Because I was blonde and beautiful, and could have any guy I wanted!
Brenda: Could and did! All the senior class and half the faculty!
Elise: It was the sixties.
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Brenda: -picks up Oscar- Ooh, know what it says? It says 'I beat Meryl.'
Elise: It's does not, Brenda, put it down.
Brenda: Is there chocolate inside?
Elise: No, now put it down.

[noelle ackerman]

I haven't finished yet but I'm putting it up anyway cause its just that good xD LoL, I'm gonna finish it later ^-^

V for Vendetta


V: I told you, only truth. For 20 years, I sought only this day. Nothing else existed... until I saw you. Then everything changed. I fell in love with you Evey. And to think I no longer believed I could.
Evey Hammond: But I don't want you to die.
V: That's the most beautiful thing you could have ever given me.
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V: [Evey pulls out her mace] I can assure you I mean you no harm.
Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey Hammond: Oh. Right.
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Evey Hammond: Are you like a... crazy person?
V: I'm quite sure they will say so.
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V: [as "The Count of Monte Cristo" ends] Did you like it?
Evey Hammond: Yeah. But it made me feel sorry for Mercedes.
V: Why?
Evey Hammond: Because he cared more about revenge than he did about her.
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Finch: Why are you doing this?
Evey Hammond: Because he was right.
Finch: About what?
Evey Hammond: That the world needs more than just a building right now. It needs hope.
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Finch: Who was he?
Evey Hammond: He was Edmond Dantés... and he was my father. And my mother... my brother... my friend. He was you... and me. He was all of us.
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V: Remember, remember, the fifth of November.

[jess1z1]

Role Models

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Danny: Can I get a large black coffee?
Barista: A what?
Danny: Large black coffee.
Barista: Do you mean a venti?
Danny: No, I mean a large.
Barista: Venti is large.
Danny: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.
Barista: A venti is a large coffee.
Danny: Really? Says who? Fellini? Do you accept lira or is it all euros now?

[Lamia Zoya Smirnov]

The Mothman Prophecies

.. I won't even bother to post quotes for this one. More a rant. >.< I was expecting something scarier am truly disapointed.

The scariest part of this whole movie is the wind outside my house. It sounds like doors opening and closeing and laughter.. >.< plus a CD fell off my counter O.O My rat an I both jumped. But the movie it's-self is I think a dud.. It has about 50mins left I'll watch it, cause I kinda want to know what this guy is babbling about.. but not overly impressed otherwise.

[sarah randall]

The Devil Wears Prada

no comment. just waaay too damn good to comment on. meryl streep 4ever! <33 lmao!

Miranda: I don't understand why it's so difficult to confirm an appointment.
Emily: I know, I'm so sorry, Miranda. I actually did confirm...
Miranda: The details of your incompetence do not interest me.
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Miranda: Is it impossible to find a lovely, slender, female paratrooper? Am I reaching for the stars here? Not really.
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Miranda: By all means move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.
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Miranda: Did you fall down and smack your little head on the pavement?
Andy: Not that I can recall.
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Miranda: Is there some reason that my coffee isn't here? Has she died or something?
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Jocelyn: Well... they're showing a lot of florals right now, so I was thinking...
Miranda: Florals? For spring? Ground breaking.
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Andy: Can you please spell 'Gabbana'? -disconnected- Guess not...
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Miranda: I need 10 or 15 skirts from Calvin Klein...
Andy: What kind of skirts?
Miranda: ...please bore someone else with your... questions.
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Andy: I thought only the first assistant went to the benefit
Miranda: Only when the first assistant hasn't decided to become an incubus of viral plague.
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Miranda: That's all.