FMyLife

[aaron seymour]

Not a game I saw around other sites, but I thought it would be quite an interesting and unique one at that. Basically, all you do is tell your best FML story. And the next person will say whether "Your life is F-ed up" or "You definitely deserved that" then go on with their own FML story. Example:

Player 1: Today, I was looking through my high school yearbook. I found a picture of myself and a couple of my friends at our senior prom. The caption gave the names of all my friends, their dates who didn't attend our school, and listed me only as "guest." FML (by: highschoolnobody)
Player 2: Wow, you life's F-ed up!

Today, at the bank, I went to get some coffee from their machine. I gave it my money and pressed the buttons but nothing was happening. After banging on the machine for ten minutes and calling a teller over, a little boy reached up on his tippy toes to press the giant green START button for me. FML (by: Tygastyle)
Player 3: Haha, you definitely deserved that one!

...and so on. You MUST put "FML" at the end of your story. The "Today" isn't really necessary though, since some of your stories probably weren't from today. >.<

Note: If you really can't think of anything but you want to play, go to fmylife.com and snatch one from there. BE SURE TO CREDIT THE PERSON WHO WROTE IT!

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K, I'll start. -tries to think of one- I have so many but when I want to think of them I can't. This is the only one I can come up with...

Christmas this past year my uncle gave me a card.... my first name was spelled wrong on the envelope. >.< FML

[dramaqueenscpa]

Dang, your life's f-ed up.

In the seventh grade, I was in the school play. As I was walking on stage, I tripped and fell because a fellow actress dropped her compact. FML (by: clutzilla)

[morgan parker]

Lmao! Her life is f-ed up!

Today, I tried to post some of my FMLs on FMyLife.com. They weren't posted. FML


(yet... -still keeps fingers crossed)

[sarahnobles]

yea ur life is fucked up

At the end of graduation I told the boy I had a crush on sence Freshmen year that I liked him, it turns out he is gay. FML

[tyler]

Your life is F-ed up.

That really sucks! I'm sorry hun <3333


Today, a man from across the bar looked at me, pointed and said "MMMM, now THAT'S what I want." Offended, I confronted him to tell him I felt disrespected by him referring to me as 'that.' Turns out, he was pointing to the cheeseburger that the waitress behind me was holding.
(by: anonymous)

[jared]

You deserved that one!


Today, I went to the toilet and forgot to lock the door. The next thing I know, my sister barges in, snaps a couple of photos on her camera, and uploads them onto her MySpace. FML.

[aaron seymour]

Haha. I'd say you deserved that. Now you know to lock the door don't you?! LoL.

For the past two days, there has been a guy outside my house in a cherry picker with a chainsaw cutting down tree limbs and then shoving them through a woodchipper. At about 7:30 in the morning. FML!

[natalie kovac]

YOUR LIFE IS F-ED UP! AHAH! Seriously though...that sucks.


Last night, I made burgers for dinner for some of us, and since it was after the dishwasher was already set up the person who's day it was for the kitchen didn't clean the thing they were made on. So, today, all that gunk was dried on it and when I looked at it, knowing it was not my day for the kitchen, I thought "I do not envy whoever has to clean that up."

Guess who spent ten minutes and a lot of elbow grease and hot water scrubbing that thing clean >.< FML.