Last Movie You Watched

[ella beaumont]

Kill Bill Vol. 1

and after that it was...

Kill Bill Vol. 2

and after that it was...

Stand By Me

Teddy: This is my age! I'm in the prime of my youth, and I'll only be young once!
Chris: Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life.

^Told.

Vern: Do you think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?
Teddy: What are you, cracked?
Vern: Why not? I saw the other day. He was carrying five elephants in one hand!
Teddy: Boy, you don't know nothing! Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.
Vern: Yeah, maybe you're right. It'd be a good fight, though.

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[natalie kovac]

malibu's most wanted


Kinda dumber since the last time i watched it...but in a funny way.

[aaron seymour]

JULIE & JULIA

EPIC. as always with meryl streep films I am biased, but it was a really great movie and the whole theater was in stitches. it wasn't bland that's for sure, very comedic and the food looked so damn good. i'm so hungry right now. and seriously... the woman who is known to master any accent has done it again!

[natalie kovac]

iron man


Tony Stark: [toasting after giving a weapon's demonstration] To Peace.
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Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: [walking in on Stark's robots trying to get him out of the Iron Man suit] What is going on here?
Tony Stark: Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing.
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Are those bullet holes?
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[after testing the suit's capabilities]
Tony Stark: Yeah. I can fly.
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Tony Stark: Give me a scotch. I'm starving.
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Rhodey: You crazy son of a bitch. You know you owe me a plane.
Tony Stark: [laughs] Yeah, well, technically he hit me, so...
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Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: You are supposed to be half way around the world by now.
Tony Stark: How'd she take it?
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Like a champ.
Tony Stark: Why are you trying to hustle me out of here?
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Your flight was scheduled to leave an hour and a half ago.
Tony Stark: It's funny, I though with it being my plane and all that it would just wait for me to get there...
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Tony I need to speak to you about a couple of things before I get you out...
Tony Stark: I mean doesn't it kind of defeat the whole purpose of having your own plane if it departs before you arrive?
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Rhodey: [answering his phone during the attack on Iron Man] Hello.
Tony Stark: Hi, Rhodey, it's me.
Rhodey: Sorry?
Tony Stark: The thing you asked me before, it was me.
Rhodey: This isn't a game! You do not send civilian equipment into my active war zone. Do you understand me? Do you understand that?
Tony Stark: It's not a piece of equipment, it's a suit! It's ME!
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Tony Stark: [recording a log as he tests his rocket boots] Day 11, Test 37, Configuration 2.0. For lack of a better option, Dummy is still on fire safety.
[turns to robot]
Tony Stark: If you douse me again, and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city college.
[performs test then lands]
Tony Stark: Please don't follow me around with it either because I feel like I'm going to catch on fire spontaneously. Just stand down. If something happens, then come in.


I LOVE this movie

[elizabeth lee]

School Of Rock

Is on right now! I <33 this movie haha.

Wolf Creek

SO every night for the past two weeks from 1:45pm to 2:something am the movie channels been showing horror films as part of a festival. This was the best one by far. T'was like Crocodile Dundee meets Hostel. =O

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[arizona cassaway.]

the in-laws

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[natalie kovac]

epic movie


In the words of Dane Cook:

*shakes head* Stupid...


I don't even want to find quotes. I hate curiousity, because its the only reason I watched it. The only part that made me laugh even a little was at the end when Jack Swallows ran over the Queen with the giant wheel and was like, "Sorry, bitch." Other than that...nothing.

Iron Man is much funnier, I should go watch that again *has become mildly obsessive, but its an awesome movie* o.O

[aaron seymour]

EAGLE EYE

LOOK, I'M ALIVE! lol, not for long. I just need a break from reading and figured I'd check around here. Im so tired of not being home running errands for college or talking about college or packing for college I just need to chillax and read. Takes my mind far far away from here, I love it. Anyway, I watched this movie last night but...yeah...I was pleasantly surprised by this movie. Shia Labeouf is smexy anyway, but I really liked him in this. Very cool special effects. Definitely makes me scared for our future technological advances...of course... this is present day so it could be happening right this second. 0.o

[natalie kovac]

kiss kiss, bang bang

Perry: My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they drag the lake? You think they'll find my pistol. Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!
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Harry: Oh Wow. Woo. It's tiny. Is this real?
Perry: Yeah, it's a Derringer. It's loaded. I call it my faggot gun.
Harry: Because...
Perry: Because its only good for a couple shots, then you gotta drop it for something better. You asked, Chief.
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Harry: Is she a looker?
Perry: She opens the door, and she got nothing on but the radio. Yeah, invites me to sit down, sits on my lap, fires up a spliff.
Harry: Geez. Really?
Perry: No. Idiot.
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Perry: You don't get it, do you? This isn't "good cop, bad cop." This is fag and New Yorker. You're in a lot of trouble.
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Harry: Don't worry, I saw the last Lord of the Rings. I'm not going to end this like 17 times.
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Perry: [to the audience] Thanks for coming, please stay for the end credits, if you're wondering who the best boy is, it's somebody's nephew, um, don't forget to validate your parking, and to all you good people in the Midwest, sorry we said fuck so much.
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Perry: Merry Christmas, sorry I fucked you over.
Harry: No problem. Don't quit your gay job.
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Harry: I peed on the corpse. Can they do, like, an ID from that?
Perry: I'm sorry, you peed on...?
Harry: On the corpse. My question is...
Perry: No, my question. I get to go first. Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on corpse?
Harry: I didn't intend to, it's not like I did it for kicks!
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Harry: Well what I'm doing for the guy who likes to bluff is I'm playing a little game called "Am I Bluffing?"
[Loads one round into the revolver to play Russian Roulette]
Harry: Where is she? Where the fuck is Harmony? You want to play hardball? I can do that.
[Spins the chamber and points the gun]
Harry: Where is the girl?
[Shoots the guy in the head]
Perry: [Stuttering at first] What did you just do?
Harry: [Confused] I just put in one bullet, didn't I?
Perry: You put a live round in that gun?
Harry: Well yeah, there was like an 8% chance.
Perry: Eight? Who taught you math!
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Harry: [after overpowering and pistol-whipping a guy who'd had a gun on him and Perry] Doesn't that suck? I just hit you for no reason. I don't even know why.




Sorry for the overwhelming amount of quotes. I actually took out two xD LoL But there were so many funny ones that I couldn't resist. This movie was good, different then I expected but in a good way. I little weird too but not too much, and I like weird movies anyway. Robert Downey Jr's narrating was hilarious and I seriously wanted to hug him in this movie because he was so adorable xD That last quote that I put up, when he said that I started cracking up

[elizabeth lee]

Dogma

This is probably my favorite Kevin Smith movie... well, either this or the original Clerks. Jay & Silent Bob are hilarious as usual, and so too is Chris Rock as the disciple left out of the bible because he's black lol. It even has Matt Damon and Alan Rickman in it haha. I could list lots and lots and lots of quotes, but I can't be bothered to do that.. so here's just one.

Silent Bob: No ticket!...

Heh, it's the only thing he says in the entire movie. ^^

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[ella beaumont]

The Muppets Take Manhattan

I haven't seen this movie for years, and I'd forgotten both how funny it was and who appeared in cameos. Sure, you had the big major ones, but you also had Ross and Monica's dad from friends in it as a police officer lol.

[after Mr. Skeffington is done talking baby talk to his dog]
Rowlf: It's amazing. You speak Chinese like a native.

Statler: Well, Waldorf, they finally made it to Broadway.
Waldorf: Yes, and I already bought tickets.
Statler: Are they good seats?
Waldorf: Sure are. They're on the next train out of town.

Mr. Skeffington: Snookums prefers the rubber Wall Street Journal to the rubber Washington Post.
Rowlf: Don't we all?

Those three quotes made me crack up, especially the middle one haha. <3 those guys.

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[aaron seymour]

MAMMA MIA!

we all put the movies we brought out in the living room so we could all watch them and i was in one of my housemate's rooms and im like "why do i hear meryl streep?" so I went down the hall to my other housemates and opened the door and they were watching it. so i crashed in on them. lmao. i was singing along with it and all that. t'was great. haha.

but when i asked her how she liked it she was like "its ok, kind of annoying" =P oh well. lmao. her loss o.0 i brought it for me anyway along with the 10 other meryl films. teehee.

[noelle ackerman]

the little mermaid

I love this movie xD I've had "Part of Your World" stuck in my head since watching it hahaha. I'm thinking of watching Aladdin sometime soon too, love that movie also.

[gregory resh]

THE SOUND OF MUSIC

love this movie so much. and ironically my mom was watching it the same time i was! and we are five hours apart xD

[dramaqueenscpa]

sunshine cleaning

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the producers of 'little miss sunshine' have created another classic. amy adams was amazing, but emily blunt stole the show.[/center]

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(Roses hold up a temporary tattoo.)
Rose: What does that say?
Norah: Little bastard.

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Lynn: How'd she die?
Norah: It was sorta a do-it-yourself thing.

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Norah: He hears this horrible sound, and this is how it goes...
(taps and drags beer bottle across popcorn tub)
And the thing is that he knows the lobster man is out there somewhere, and he's totally screwed because his tongue is stuck to the mailbox.
Oscar: Why did he lick the mailbox?
Norah: Because he has OCD and is obsessed with licking mailboxes.
Oscar: Why wasn't he in school?
Norah: Are you gonna let me tell the story or are you gonna drive me crazy?
Oscar: Well, maybe he didn't go to school because he had the ACD.

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